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SNOW WHITE
AND THE SEVEN VERTICALLY CHALLENGED PERSONS

Snow White


Once upon a time there was a princess named Snow White whose stepmother, the Queen, could not bear to be surpassed in beauty by anyone. She had a magic mirror and every day she looked into it and asked, "Who is the fairest of them all?" And the mirror answered "You are the fairest, my fair Queen. You're the best looking thing I've ever seen." But one day the mirror replied, "Queen, you are fair, 'tis very true, but Snow White is more fair than you." The Queen turned yellow and green with envy, which did nothing for her complexion. Chartreuse did not become her. She ordered a huntsman to Kill Snow White, but he let her go and hide in the woods. There SW came upon the house of the 7 VCPs. The Queen found out from her magic mirror that SW was still alive and living in the glen with 7 vertically challenged men. She disguised herself as an old hag and brought SW a poison apple. SW ate it and fell down as if dead. The 7 VCPs put her in a glass coffin and set it upon a mountain. But after three days, she still looked in the pink. The professor performed the Heimlich maneuver and the bite of apple dew out of her mouth. Along came prince Charming who fell in love at once and proposed to SW. But deep down, prince Charming was very shallow. He was the mirror image of her step mother!
What did Snow White do?

Wicked Queen

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     Sleeping Beauty
     Rumpelstiltskin
     Snow White
     Twelve Princesses

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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