Once upon a time, a wicked witch cast a spell upon a beautiful princess. When she was sixteen years old, the princess pricked her finger upon a spinning wheel. Because of the witch's spell, she went to sleep for a thousand years and could only be awakened by a kiss at the end of that time. A thick forest grew up around the castle. It could not be penetrated for the thousand yeas of the spell. Over the centuries, the castle had become prime real estate. In the 21 st century, an intrepid builder decided he was going to do what no one else had been able to do - buy the forest and make a fortune. The name of this intrepid builder was Ronald Grump. He bought the Forest just as the thousand years was coming to an end. It parted before him like the Red Sea; he found the castle and went in. He Found Sleeping Beauty and kissed her. Whereupon, she immediately woke up. The Ronald was not the man of her dreams. He wanted to turn her castle into a casino. Sleeping Beauty wrote to "ask Savannah," an advice column written by Grump's ex-wife. Savannah became Sleeping Beauty's fairy godmother. She gave Sleeping Beauty advice that saved the castle, saved the day and sent The Ronald skulking away twirling his mustache as Sleeping Beauty met a man much closer to the man of her dreams and lived happily ever after.
